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Friday, January 28th, 2005

Otto asked me yesterday for some Bob the Builder underpants with Muck and Dizzy. I have not seen any. I wonder if it’s because Muck and Dizzy are girl machines.
(though it wouldn’t explain why there are no Lofty underpants. But Lofty’s kind of a weenie.)

I bad.

Thursday, January 27th, 2005

I sorry ttrentham, I accidently deleted your very detailed comment about movies.

I need to get to the video store.

Tuesday, January 25th, 2005

On a friend’s bulletin board, we’re talking about movies. I have a book with movies that I’ve always wanted to see. Below, I give you that whole list.
All thirty bazillion movies of it.

Tuesday

Tuesday, January 25th, 2005

Whitney: I got this scratch on the outside of my wrist from the zipper on my jeans pocket yesterday
Whitney: so now it looks like I tried to slit my wrist but I’m an idiot
gnomeloaf: haha
gnomeloaf: down the road, not across the street!
Whitney: well, not only is it across the street, but it’s on the WRONG [...]

Your humble narrator

Monday, January 24th, 2005

here’s my haircut
Also – I just learned today that one of my most favorite movies is being released on DVD. Yay!

:boggle:, we’re all f’ing old.

Monday, January 24th, 2005

Not the happiest of days. But it should be okay soon.
It hit me not too long ago, Achtung Baby was released THIRTEEN YEARS AGO. Let me repeat that, with a little bit of profanity.
THIRTEEN FUCKING YEARS AGO.
Bono was 31 when it was released.
I AM THE SAME AGE NOW THAT BONO [...]

Ugh

Friday, January 21st, 2005

Cold + not sleeping very well the last 2 nights = me coming home from work at 2pm and crashing.
Sigh.

Seen a few thousand places

Thursday, January 20th, 2005

Grooming Products:
Shampoo – L’Oreal Color Vive
Moisturizer – Um, hi, I don’t use any.
Cologne – Um, hi, I don’t use any.
Razor – It’s pink and it’s plastic and I bought it and eleven of its friends at Target.
Toothpaste – Crest with Baking Soda. I loooove baking soda toothpaste.
Electronics:
Cell phone [...]

heh

Wednesday, January 19th, 2005

So I’m watching Wife Swap (Kooky Free-Spirit SAHM vs. Corporate WOHM) and just wondering what it would be like if yours truly went on a show like that.
Mr. Whitney would probably not want me back. “What? I have to give up this woman who cooks and cleans and doesn’t just sit around doing nothing? Nooooooooooo!” [...]

This is for Gnomeloaf

Tuesday, January 18th, 2005

It looks like the Trent Reznor remix of “Vertigo” will be on the DVD single of the next single, but it’s the single that’s being released in the part of the world that is not the US, Canada or South America.
I think.

sigh.

Tuesday, January 18th, 2005

We put our son to sleep at 8:00pm.
It’s now 9:40pm. He is upstairs, in his room, singing the “WENDY AND JENNY HAVE GONE ON VACATION!” song from one of his Bob the Builder DVDs.
And tomorrow, when we go to wake him up, he will be bitchy and gripy and just annoying as hell.

grr or something

Tuesday, January 18th, 2005

Dammit, I forgot that 24 is now on Mondays. Stupid Fox network.

Monday

Monday, January 17th, 2005

So I went to Syracuse today. Whee. At the Christmas Tree Shop I bought:
- One of them bottles of TGIFriday’s Mudslide Mixer thingies
- Bag of organic potato chips for Mr. Whitney
- Bob the Builder Kleenex for Otto
- Cead Mile Failte (insert accent marks where appropriate) plaque
Then, at the mall itself, I bought:
- Volume [...]

Weekend

Saturday, January 15th, 2005

Friday was the firm party. It was very subdued probably because (a) the attorney who was dancing on the bar and holding shot contests last year is in Florida, (b) the atmosphere of the place where it was held wasn’t really conducive to wildness and (c) we’re out of the holiday season and all [...]

Wednesday and all its ramifications

Wednesday, January 12th, 2005

Hi. So it’s been a while’re something.
I can not believe how many people around here still have their holiday lights up. It’s January 12, people! The Feast of the Epiphany was six days ago! (Meanwhile, on the other side, you’ve got stores putting up their St. Patrick’s Day crap for sale. [...]

wow

Saturday, January 8th, 2005

I got my hair cut this morning, up to my shoulders. I thought it would only be about 3-4″ they’d cut, but it ended up being closer to 6″. Wow.

Tuesday

Tuesday, January 4th, 2005

I brought our thermometer/hygrometer into work today. 77 degrees with 21% humidity. It’s annoying having to dress for winter and summer. Sheila’s threatening to quit. I mentioned it to our office manager when another attorney was walking by, and he said he’d put a thermometer on his heat register in his [...]